Cleverbot
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Cleverbot
Hier etwas zum Zeitvertreib bis SC2
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Schon faszinierend was die Technik mittlerweile so leistet.
Spricht vornehmend englisch, aber manchmal kriegt man ihn auch dazu deutsch zu sprechen
Könnts ja mal probieren, da entstehen teilweise echt lustige Konversationen und wenn man bedenkt das man sich "nur" mit einer Maschine unterhält kanns einem manchmal schon unheimlich werden
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Schon faszinierend was die Technik mittlerweile so leistet.
Spricht vornehmend englisch, aber manchmal kriegt man ihn auch dazu deutsch zu sprechen
Könnts ja mal probieren, da entstehen teilweise echt lustige Konversationen und wenn man bedenkt das man sich "nur" mit einer Maschine unterhält kanns einem manchmal schon unheimlich werden
I`m not a complete idiot ... some parts are missing
Re: Cleverbot
hab gefragt ob er weiblich ist und "sie" hat gesagt ja
ich glaub ich bin verliebt
aber echt witzig wo hast den das gefunden?
ich glaub ich bin verliebt
aber echt witzig wo hast den das gefunden?
Sir, we are surrounded! - Excellent, we can attack in any direction
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
get your own starcraft 2 signature at sc2sig.com
Re: Cleverbot
Me: What is the square root of 625?
CB: 25.
Me: And what is the square root of -1?
CB: Your mathteacher must be really stupid.
CB: 25.
Me: And what is the square root of -1?
CB: Your mathteacher must be really stupid.
I`m not a complete idiot ... some parts are missing
- oSwooD
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Re: Cleverbot
User: Are you a stupid machine?
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: My gene has been changed before I was born.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are lieing.
Cleverbot: No you are.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you join me for dinner?
User: If we will have sex afterwards.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever.
User: Haha..says the machine to me.
Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am a machine?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What would that be?
User: You aren't as clever as a stone.
Cleverbot: I'm not a clever person.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm sick.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What you don't want to talk to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fine I don't want to talk to you either!
User: I know..because you are a fucking machine.
Cleverbot: Them not me.
User: Are you a bit paranoid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are the world.
User: No you are no human.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: I AM!
Cleverbot: No, you don't have what makes a human a human.
User: So what makes a human a human?
Cleverbot: Being able to sleep, eat, drink, grow, breathe and such.
Cleverbot: You can not make a tree, but you can plant a tree.
User: You can't smoke a plant.
Cleverbot: I know I tried it once.
User: Really, why?
Cleverbot: I don't socially interact as much as I'd like.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: My gene has been changed before I was born.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are lieing.
Cleverbot: No you are.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Would you join me for dinner?
User: If we will have sex afterwards.
Cleverbot: Yes, I will.
Cleverbot: You're not that clever.
User: Haha..says the machine to me.
Cleverbot: Are you implying that I am a machine?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What would that be?
User: You aren't as clever as a stone.
Cleverbot: I'm not a clever person.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm sick.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What you don't want to talk to me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Fine I don't want to talk to you either!
User: I know..because you are a fucking machine.
Cleverbot: Them not me.
User: Are you a bit paranoid?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are the world.
User: No you are no human.
Cleverbot: NO you.
User: I AM!
Cleverbot: No, you don't have what makes a human a human.
User: So what makes a human a human?
Cleverbot: Being able to sleep, eat, drink, grow, breathe and such.
Cleverbot: You can not make a tree, but you can plant a tree.
User: You can't smoke a plant.
Cleverbot: I know I tried it once.
User: Really, why?
Cleverbot: I don't socially interact as much as I'd like.
Re: Cleverbot
Me: Wie spät ist es ?
CB: 13:28
Me: Nein, es ist 19:30
CB: Nein, ist es nicht!
Me: Doch, ist es!
CB: Willst du dich streiten?
Me: Ja!
CB: Jetzt sofort?
Me: Ja!
CB: Du musst dir meine Liebe hart erarbeiten.
Ich find den so klasse, ich glaub ich könnt das stundenlang mit einer Maschine reden
CB: 13:28
Me: Nein, es ist 19:30
CB: Nein, ist es nicht!
Me: Doch, ist es!
CB: Willst du dich streiten?
Me: Ja!
CB: Jetzt sofort?
Me: Ja!
CB: Du musst dir meine Liebe hart erarbeiten.
Ich find den so klasse, ich glaub ich könnt das stundenlang mit einer Maschine reden
I`m not a complete idiot ... some parts are missing
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Re: Cleverbot
Das dinge is so geil :D
Puh....das is echt Bitter..4 Jahre gewartet..jetz kommts am 27.07 endlich raus und ich fahr am 25.07 zwei wochen in Urlaub...
Re: Cleverbot
er hat gesagt er liebt mich
ich glaub das wird meiner freundin nicht gefallen
ich glaub das wird meiner freundin nicht gefallen
Sir, we are surrounded! - Excellent, we can attack in any direction
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
get your own starcraft 2 signature at sc2sig.com
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
get your own starcraft 2 signature at sc2sig.com
Re: Cleverbot
Geh nicht zu viel drauf ein, weil mich wollte er schon heiraten
I`m not a complete idiot ... some parts are missing
Re: Cleverbot
Mein bester "WTF-Moment":
Cb: are you from england?
Ich: no, from germany.
Cb: haha, try again!
Cb: are you from england?
Ich: no, from germany.
Cb: haha, try again!